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Religion Demotivational Poster


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am, #241668
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232583
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm, #220734
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am, #220724
Nice..


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.58/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am, #146752
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm, #137363
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am, #112932
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112931
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am, #112930
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am, #112929
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm, #112916
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am, #112725
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am, #112714
hahaha this one says it all


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm, #32085
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm, #23628
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am, #22833
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm, #21080
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm, #21079
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm, #21068
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm, #20311
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.71/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am, #239366
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm, #220321
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am, #194841
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am, #166749
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am, #140071
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm, #139860
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm, #139857
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am, #135823
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm, #134992
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm, #134991
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm, #134985
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and f*** jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126886
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am, #126885
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am, #122074
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am, #115924
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am, #115915
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm, #115853
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm, #69862
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm, #66632
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am, #60271
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm, #60184
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am, #60077
He he great one


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm, #201737

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #201735

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm, #171326
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm, #171325
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm, #171323
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm, #171318
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm, #171309
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm, #171306
very nice!!


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm, #148534
A perfect a***og.


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am, #242767
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am, #239364
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235580
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm, #229027
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm, #228615
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am, #228607
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am, #228598
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am, #228596
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am, #228588
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm, #227296
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am, #227041
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am, #227017

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm, #227006
This is brilliant. Bra5o


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




ISLAM -


TAGS: islam religion terrorism
Rating: 3.73/5

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zoomer296 - January 14, 2013, 10:16 pm, #242469
I think buddhism is the most peaceful religion. (I don't know of any wars in the name of buddha.)
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:33 am, #239362
Aww. How sweet. Allahu Akbar!!
narin - April 8, 2010, 8:56 pm, #170331
Spot ON!
00 - June 18, 2009, 9:55 pm, #88144
d***it! Don't you recognize an Easter pageant when you see it?


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am, #76144
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #76139
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am, #76137
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm, #67718
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm, #67686
So does my foot.


WARNINGS - ... Crushing Religions Everyday ...


TAGS: warning holy bible religion crush
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:37 am, #228148
Actually, if I'm not mistaken, it was all just given to humankind according to most of the religions? I find it truly amazing that so many supreme beings find humans to be the most important being in the universe... Very convenient.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:40 pm, #228094
Aye, G.O.D. doesn't seem to be a very nice guy when you look too deep ... sadly too many religions follow this some G.O.D. under different names & proceed to fight over which one's better... & yet somehow our race conquered most of Earth + its animals ...
Zetmonk - January 25, 2012, 5:20 am, #228079
Nice Cloud, you feel better now? ;-)
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:40 pm, #228073
Also, next time I get a fundie complaining about violence in something, I'm going to say "What about the violence including the acts of genocide that God commanded in your Bible?"
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm, #228069
Then when someone tries to counter their argument using logic and reason to say they're interpreting it wrong, it's "false teaching" or they ignore it and continue to insist they're right
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:31 pm, #228068
The problem isn't the book, it's the believers who act like their personal interpretation of it is the only right one and their beating others over the head with it.


RELIGIOUS WARS - Killing each other over imaginary friends


TAGS: religion war god atheism
Rating: 3.68/5

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Renza - January 21, 2013, 2:43 pm, #242693
what war didn't involve religion in some way?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 6:09 am, #241610
Hitler was NOT an athiest. That Stalin and Mao were does not prove atheism is tied to evil any more than two evil religious leaders prove religion is tied to evil. What all three of them show is that totalitarianism is evil, all religion is totalitarian.
9559schumem - December 7, 2012, 1:19 pm, #241273
I beg to differ. Stalin, Hitler and Mao, the greatest murders of all time, didn't have imaginary friends
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:38 am, #239365
Let the chaos begin!
BlameMachoInchworms - March 10, 2011, 12:39 am, #213922
Funny that those of us without those imaginary friends often do not kill each other.


I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD - It's his fan club I can't stand


TAGS: god church religion
Rating: 4.26/5

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ipaprime - March 25, 2012, 3:33 pm, #232030
those who agressivly push their belief/disbielf on any controversiale matter should be put in a 3 year time out
Ragnar - March 25, 2012, 12:20 pm, #232026
set a " trespassers will be sh**" sight, works like a charm for me ;-)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:45 am, #232016
I Agree.
Kilted - March 25, 2012, 12:06 am, #232007
HAHAHAHA oh and I live in Utah. Why am I here.
jamesvpiii - March 24, 2012, 8:41 pm, #231998
Amen brother :-)


MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY -


TAGS: religion deep thought
Rating: 4.29/5

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Pikeman - June 3, 2013, 8:34 am, #246234
Adam and Eve were genetically perfect after thousands of generations and misprints called mutations entered the genome God said you have to go a little farther to find mates.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 7:52 pm, #243452
Not that most people will bother reading this but, Adam and Eve were the first people ever created, not the only people ever created.
djinnyf - April 29, 2011, 5:39 pm, #217675
Both! xx
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm, #211637
Funny poster by the way, 5 Apes!
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm, #211636
I'm afraid it just means you don't have your facts right, you need to read up on biblical history (and not just what your priest wanted you to know). All he wanted was to get in your pants anyhow.....


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am, #247741
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am, #185513
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm, #185476
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am, #131073
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131072
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131071
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm, #131068
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm, #131067
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm, #131065
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm, #131064
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm, #131052
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm, #131039
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm, #131038
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am, #75120
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am, #41325
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


RELIGION -


TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm, #233808
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm, #233805
*your
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm, #233804
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am, #233796
I Get In **** What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am, #233794
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am, #233792
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am, #233791
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am, #233790
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am, #233789
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm, #233772
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am, #233507
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am, #233503
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm, #233500
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm, #233499
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm, #233492
Yeah, I do love a truism


ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization


TAGS: god atheism atheist religion funny humor great
Rating: 3.44/5

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WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm, #131637
The reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exagerated. BTW, Aggy thanks for laying out the facts on atheism.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:55 pm, #131580
Really now? I'll be. In that case... walk away, check... this ain't gonna happen.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm, #131579
i thought WTFO was unbanned
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm, #131578
Hes unbanned, just hasnt been seen yet
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm, #131576
Thank you for your time. Enjoy the site.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm, #131575
Check yourself... where do I start? You are defining agnostic. Atheism is, in fact, the belief in the nonexistence of any deities (which would include God). Secondly, WTFO does not exist on this site anymore... so, replying to a May posting won't help.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 5:43 pm, #131573
WTFO I hate to break this to you, but you are the ignorant here. Atheism is lack of belief in god. It's not claiming to know there is no god. There's a big difference.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 11:29 pm, #83450
Right, Islam. Or were you talking about the US?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:04 pm, #83401
Agreed, but one specific religion is allowed to control a LOT of censorship and government still. That is a hard fact.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm, #83400
the answer is stupid. Freedom of religion (or lack there of) should be respected, period!
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm, #83398
Overzealous atheists to me are just as ignorant as overzealous religious people. Everybody has the right to believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Nobody will absolutely know the truth until they die so aggressively stating you know
Hughe Jorgan - May 31, 2009, 5:53 am, #83334
Atheists Rule!
Canuck - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am, #82349
In the same way that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sigh - April 26, 2009, 3:25 pm, #75704
Atheist: Cleaning up behind Messiamessys since the dawn of Time
firefly - April 21, 2009, 7:47 pm, #74525
Quote "I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!" Only because fences are usually 6 foot high.
savanna - April 20, 2009, 11:39 pm, #74355
lol that's soo true
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:49 pm, #71140
I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!
gggggg - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm, #71097
We are all a**holes, regardless.


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm, #7332
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm, #7315
Keep taking the medication


VEGETARIAN -


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am, #156258
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am, #156257
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong


Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am, #197944
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am, #122560
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


DIALOGUE AMONG CHURCHES - Wild as King Kong VS Godzilla and entertaining as well :)


TAGS: religion belief
Rating: 3.97/5

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sarcasm - October 23, 2009, 6:59 pm, #130007
I like this too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 10:08 am, #104827
back and forth banter worthy of moti poster comments.....I like it.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 7:15 am, #104802
I just love christianity. :) I wanna see muslims pull this stunt. Oh wait, they use bombs, never mind.


RELIGION OPINIONS - They've gone tooo far.... What's next?




RELIGION - God made me an atheist Who are you to question his wisdom?


TAGS: god religion atheist
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by LLmayhem

ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:26 am, #239361
I question what I believe's ain't not true.
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:14 am, #232050
I...CAN'T...HANDLE...THE...CONTRADICTION *head explodes*
LLmayhem - March 23, 2012, 3:06 pm, #231895
thank you!
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:14 am, #231878
Love a good twist
maoworks2 - March 23, 2012, 7:24 am, #231877
Good One.


RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!




PRAYER - Even the strongest need guidence.


TAGS: army military religion
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by andrew

03DOC - January 25, 2012, 12:12 pm, #228090
Coming from a combat vet, with the Corps..not once did I hear ANY of my Marines call for chaplain!..DOC is the first words out of their mouths! And my very close friend HM1(FMF)Bollinger is just that DOC in this actual ph**o!HM2(FMF)James 3rd Batt 4th Mar
doc s - January 4, 2010, 11:17 am, #150099
it depends on what the situation is, seeing that those are marines, the say corpsman up... and if they are in that type of position, that normally means, someone was just kia.
Guitboxer - January 3, 2010, 5:09 pm, #149791
I disagree. If a soldier gets hit with a bullet, is the first word out of his mouth, "Medic!" or "Chaplain!"?
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:19 am, #143650
"There are no atheists in a foxhole" Course, there are usually foxes. Not cubbybear-like large bre***ed asian foxes. Just rabid rip your face off foxes. But they are christian at least. This has been your 0724 ramble. Please stay tuned.


SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.


TAGS: beer bbq science religion debate
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:18 am, #214145
I guess I meant, you had me at the picture! xx
djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:17 am, #214144
You got me at... hum.... the picture! xx
deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:48 am, #193292
Great one indeed.
Derek - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm, #193204
The quintessential agnostic :-)
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:52 pm, #193171
Nice one. 5L
migdal - September 10, 2010, 9:21 am, #193134
Love it ...


ONE LOVE -


TAGS: world racism religion diversity peace
Rating: 4.62/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:55 am, #189238
Because too many out there take things way to personal


THE EMAIL -


TAGS: email hell religion
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by zorrko

Zealot - October 14, 2010, 2:47 pm, #198279
:O :)
zorrko - October 14, 2010, 2:29 pm, #198278
thanks 1 of my favs
Neener - October 14, 2010, 2:23 pm, #198277
A classic!


CREATIONISTS - PRETTY FUNNY PEOPLE. -


TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by goddamn

rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:13 pm, #190877

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.


JEHOVAH WITNESS - They'll find you wherever and whenever.


TAGS: jehovah witness find religion hide
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 2:14 am, #171790
Hnyah.
drsugarray - April 11, 2010, 12:35 am, #170661
:: shakin' my head ::


THE BIBLE - ENDORSED BY NON-THINKERS FOR OVER 2000 YEARS. -




FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm, #32143
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


RELIGION - May contain traces of nuts


TAGS: religion
Rating: 4.38/5

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Krissie - May 23, 2011, 1:08 pm, #218946
we had a couple of "nuts" a year or so back by my work...wasnt too pretty...


FACEPALM - What Jesus is doing in heaven when looking at Christianity. Epic Fail.


TAGS: jesus christianity religion facepalm
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Unethikal

blackguard666 - February 9, 2012, 7:14 pm, #229236
Looks more like "his creations" give him a headache. haha.
Unethikal - September 23, 2008, 8:43 pm, #22717
sorry if i stole your pic but it was the fitting picture for my comment :S
g1Anitude - September 23, 2008, 8:39 pm, #22716
Stole ma pic? Ah w/e.


RELIGION - It's Simply Illogical


TAGS: religion is funny
Rating: 3.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 29, 2014, 7:09 pm, #252536
Atheism, a belief system in which no one has the right to say or do anything you don't agree with, and if they do they're idiots, regardless of the fact that they have high IQs and graduated college with high marks, while you got the high score in COD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2012, 11:48 am, #240987
Your mom made me breakfast this morning.
steve1961 - November 27, 2012, 3:22 am, #240986
Your mom makes total sense...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2012, 6:52 pm, #240977
Great comeback......makes total sense.
screamin361 - November 26, 2012, 4:45 pm, #240974
Your mom is an oxymoron...
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:21 am, #239360
"Religious logic" is an oxymoron.
Donkasaurus - February 22, 2011, 10:28 pm, #212955
LOL, I meant to say reject the anon version. I see you understood me lol. Thank you.
ICEMAN - February 22, 2011, 9:59 pm, #212951
Sorry Donk, Mr. M has not given me that power. He reserves that for himself.
Donkasaurus - February 22, 2011, 9:05 pm, #212945
I was gonna say. I like the joke but it's told by the picture. Ice, if you can I just accidently made a submissision while logged out...purge it plz?
ICEMAN - February 22, 2011, 9:02 pm, #212944
Look at pic + write down what you see in pic = 1L


STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.


TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Wim

MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am, #149701
Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am, #149700
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am, #149699
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am, #149698
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am, #149697
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am, #149696
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am, #149695
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am, #149694
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am, #149693
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am, #149692
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am, #149691
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am, #149690
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am, #149689
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am, #149688
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am, #149687
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am, #149686
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am, #149685
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am, #149684
d***. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am, #149683
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am, #149682
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am, #149681
Who knew there were b*********/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am, #149680
Night.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am, #149679
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at p*** on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am, #149678
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am, #149676
*Choke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am, #149675
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am, #149674
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am, #149673
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am, #149672
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am, #149671
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am, #149670
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am, #149669
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am, #149668
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am, #149667
There's nothing wrong with being g** ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just g**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am, #149666
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am, #149665
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149664
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149663
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149661
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149660
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's g**, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am, #149659
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am, #149658
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am, #149657
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am, #149656
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #149654
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #149653
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the ****....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am, #149652
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am, #149650
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am, #149649
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am, #149648
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am, #149647
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am, #149646
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am, #149645
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am, #149644
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am, #149642
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am, #149641
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am, #149639
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am, #149638
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am, #149637
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am, #149636
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149635
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149633
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149632
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so ****y?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am, #149630
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am, #149628
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am, #149627
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am, #149625
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The a**umption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am, #149624
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am, #138708
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am, #138707
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am, #138705
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am, #82370
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm, #82208
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


CONTROVERY -


TAGS: religion *** politics bbq
Rating: 4.87/5

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house - June 15, 2011, 11:23 pm, #220072
5L's V. Great work
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 10:50 am, #220040
I love the 5hadow!


ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.


TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

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Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am, #141357
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm, #95631
i didnt know the greek were weak minded


RIGHTEOUS LOGIC -


TAGS: faux pas religion confessional
Rating: 4.74/5

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TheOne - February 20, 2011, 1:47 pm, #212768
This had been done many times...yet all are great so 4L


HYPOCRISY -


TAGS: religion vs atheism
Rating: 3.04/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:25 am, #249793
Evolutionist don't believe we evolved from Neanderthal. You can't lie to us like the religious lie to each other, because we know you're lying ;)
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:17 pm, #225992

the poster is about arrogance...of which i thank you for making my point for me. cheers...and i hope you spend more time with people in the flesh instead of online.
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:16 pm, #225991

i think maybe you missed the entire point of this poster. the species homo branched off at several points all of which became extinct except for the sapiens species.
Loki2773 - November 20, 2011, 2:16 pm, #225989
Everyone knows humans didn't come from Neanderthals. Humans are Homo Sapiens Sapiens. You should read the bible less and read some science books. Thank you.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:07 pm, #198861

continue this origin of the species debate in forums if you wish...not in comments.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:05 pm, #198860

its pretty easy to mock those who stand for something. i've made posters both for and against releigion. i did so not as a social comment but in humor. i doubt i offended any atheists but i know i probably did offend some believers.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:59 pm, #198858

sad to say fred but i don't think you even came close to understanding this poster. the name...hypocrisy. each man's belief system is their own. how much easier to mock a sincere man who believes in something, than to mock someone who believes in nothing
ICEMAN - October 17, 2010, 6:43 pm, #198703
Yo Freddy! Back again eh? Do you plan on making any posters in the next couple of years or are going to continue to criticize others work?
fred - October 17, 2010, 5:28 pm, #198692
Fact and logic fail. Can I give less than one lion?
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:48 pm, #198688
* I Don't Have A Belief System I Just..
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:47 pm, #198687
System I Just Do As I Want To Be Done To Me.
Thor Bjorn - October 17, 2010, 4:32 pm, #198681
Yeah that's what faith is. HA
matt28 - October 16, 2010, 7:52 pm, #198575
It was never thought that we come from Neanderthals but that we share a common ancestry. Its still known that we do (genetic tests reaffirm this) but further back than originally believed. They were once considered a distinct race and are now a species.
ICEMAN - October 16, 2010, 6:47 pm, #198572
It would seem you dislike the "shift" key as well.
VladTepes3 - October 16, 2010, 6:07 pm, #198570
that's right, we don't come from neanderthals. we come from the smarter version, the cromagdon. (i apologise i dislike spell checking)


AVE SATAN -


TAGS: pope catholic religion
Rating: 3.27/5


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am, #257270
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


EDUCATION -


TAGS: religions faith indoctrination god atheism
Rating: 4.02/5

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Hawamleh - July 22, 2011, 7:54 pm, #221763
5iver
Verdeckt - July 22, 2011, 7:21 am, #221725
5weet pic


1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm, #162760
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm, #72820
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm, #72807
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am, #65447
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am, #44724
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am, #40819
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am, #32468
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am, #31289
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm, #31183
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm, #31142
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


SUBTLETY - Not one of God's strong points.


TAGS: religion satire sarcasm
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by galen066

Thedge - October 22, 2014, 8:48 pm, #257308
God has a sense of humor, or the moustache would not be right under the nose!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:22 pm, #239089
You all realize that these signs amount to blasphemy, don't you? You definitely aren't supposed to put words in God's mouth. Ironic, isn't it?


The Bible -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

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Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am, #58727
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am, #58726
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm, #56748
So f***ing true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am, #46447
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am, #36755
speaking from experience, you seem to be


IF FAITH -


TAGS: religion graffiti illusion tags tth
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 11:07 pm, #181759
5/5 how true trash


PEZ - Sometimes it's a religion.




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.21/5

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GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am, #255896
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am, #255895
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am, #255894
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


Prayer -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion
Rating: 3.35/5

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LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:02 pm, #81847
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:11 pm, #81832
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.


JESUS LOVES YOU - but the Dalai thinks you're a douchebag




CHRISTIAN LOGIC -


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am, #245744
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm, #87891
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am, #87720
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm, #87627
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


SPIRITUAL STRENGTH -


TAGS: civil rights uncivil whites religion
Rating: 3.97/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:43 am, #248109
But he did help with the win. Were the people acting like douchenozzles not professing Christianity, the victory of the oppressed would have never come. DARE you to try that in an Islamic country.
Sean - November 23, 2010, 12:53 pm, #203713
Hey Grey ... that's four weapons. *snickers* Spam!
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 8:36 am, #203704
I's sorry. It would be more appropriate to say that it showed the power of peaceful disobediance against authoritarian tyranny. Also used successfully by Gandhi against the British. Christ had nothing to do with the civil rights abuses.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:54 pm, #203668
p.s. 5L..."Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear.. Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
GreyScorpion - November 22, 2010, 10:49 pm, #203667
spoke to him how? he picked up a brick and hurled it at you?
MrSignificant - November 22, 2010, 10:29 pm, #203664
Oh wow dude thats very well put my friend says it kinda spoke to him
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:32 pm, #203638
See what I mean? I am an atheist and I can't even type out that message once correctly: "resitence"?!
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:25 pm, #203634
resitence. I mean just look at how infuriating this pic is. How do you not pick up a rock or a brick, etc.? End of sermon.
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:25 pm, #203633
Truth be told, I can't imagine the victory of the civil rights movement without the role played by religious organizations. They gave people an incredible amount of strength and patience, which amounted to the ability to stay on message: non-violent ...
MrSignificant - November 22, 2010, 6:07 pm, #203630
heh...awesome 5L.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 6:07 pm, #203629

awesome...again.


LEUPOLD OPTICS - Lighting the faithful's path to heaven through quality, innovative products since 1907


TAGS: sniper religion us army
Rating: 3.04/5

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GySgt1811 - July 1, 2009, 6:26 pm, #92110
My goodness, I seem to have hit a tender spot. Very strange reaction for a random observation. I never said a word about the scope. By the way, the weapon IS based upon a Rem, I do know what a mil is and you misspelled "where", it should have been "were."
kilbux - June 30, 2009, 7:10 pm, #91789
Thats not an M40. Thats not even a leupold. Thats a Schmidt&Bender PM 2 on a M40a3. m40's had wood stocks and redfield optics.You where way off and do you even know what a MIL is?
GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 10:39 pm, #90429
That looks like a Quantico built USMC M-40; a 7.82 NATO based on a Remington Mod 700. And check out the rear of the bolt. She's ****ed. Oh, joy! "You're a little high for that close of a range, son. Drop a half of a mil and you'll hit center of mass."


DUNKIN DONUTS - Because our children weren't worth it




JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...


TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.03/5

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forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm, #185741
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm, #185723
You're just bad... LOL


RELIGION - My invisible man in the sky can beat up your invisible man in the sky.


TAGS: religion fighting
Rating: 3.97/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:17 am, #239359
Let the chaos begin!
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:32 pm, #215947
5 virgins you infadel


LOGIC - God created it, so God can hack it on it's basics. Problem? The Big Boss asked us just blind faith, not brain efforts!


TAGS: god trinity logic faith religion
Rating: 3.73/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:35 am, #239363
Makes sense to me.


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm, #98945
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm, #60944
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm, #47968
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm, #47233
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am, #32730
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am, #31015
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.




YESHUA - If you guys can't even get my name right...what else have you messed up?


TAGS: religion
Rating: 1.32/5

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kdp3 - July 19, 2008, 8:19 pm, #10271
@ Zed The name "Jesus" is an Anglicization of the Greek Ίησους (Iēsous), itself a Hellenization of the Hebrew יהושע (Yehoshua) or Hebrew-Aramaic ישוע (Yeshua), meaning "YHWH rescues". "Christ" is a title derived from the Greek Χριστό
Zed - July 14, 2008, 2:52 am, #9319
Well, for one thing, no Jewish mother would name her kid a roman word meaning "Son of Zeus" (Jesus)...
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 2:52 pm, #5170
...each version might have, like reference notes for example. Also, it's not a valid point. Translating a name says absolutely nothing about anything else.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 2:50 pm, #5169
They mostly line up fine. Any six "versions" are likely going to have the same verses written in different syntax or slightly modified synonyms. Page numbers of course change with that as well as with the variety of features different printings of each ve
Meditates with Monks - May 11, 2008, 10:26 pm, #3312
get 6 separate renditions (versions, if you will) of the Bible, see how well they line up. See how the page numbers vary. Sadly, this poster makes a valid point. Live by The Bible? Then you are supposed to be: inc***uous, murdering, vengeful, dr
Jesse - March 13, 2008, 3:16 am, #1197
Yes, because we all know translation is the same as total alteration, right?


GOD & RELIGION -


TAGS: god religion
Rating: 3.92/5

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maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:23 pm, #227394
Sweet !


SOLUTION -




HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.


TAGS: religion pope star wars jedi mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.61/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:10 am, #262176
Very good.


CHRISTIANITY - You're Doing It Wrong


TAGS: christian christianity witch religion
Rating: 2.81/5
twill1962 - March 12, 2012, 9:05 pm, #231171
Did these people never here the phrase, "Judge not, lest YE be judged"?


HUMANITY -


TAGS: hate racism religion
Rating: 4.89/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 5:05 pm, #220495
@TCSA, deep words, well spoken
TCSA - March 22, 2011, 2:18 am, #214904
Meh, less evil than petty and childish. A truly evil person would have carved it in irreparably. This is more the act of an immature vandal seeking recognition from a society he knows will never have a use for trash like him.
Krissie - March 22, 2011, 12:45 am, #214899
This...is evil beyond evil.
djinnyf - March 21, 2011, 11:07 pm, #214891
Huhhhhh so... Huhhhh! Cannot believe it! xx
TheOne - March 21, 2011, 4:26 pm, #214854
Thats awful
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2011, 4:23 pm, #214853
WWH do? (probably invade France)
guyfox - March 21, 2011, 4:05 pm, #214852
who the f*** would do that


JEHOVAH WITNESS - "God loves you!" "I hope he loves you too, cause you're about to meet him!"


TAGS: religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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CHRISTIANITY - We did our killing so long ago people forgot already.




WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS -


TAGS: god religion
Rating: 3.06/5


CREATIONISM - Seriously people, only a hillbilly believes in this


TAGS: creationism religion jesus dinosaur
Rating: 1.86/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:24 am, #101746
1 lion, Deliberate slams on anything without even an attempt to be amusing. Also, a distinct lack of bewbs.


RELIGION -


TAGS: life time religion control mind power
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am, #146116
P.s.: 1L.
Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am, #146115
I knew it! It's those bastards from Mumenchance, eh? Bet they're not even deaf. That's it, I'm painting all my walls a glossy white and gluing all the light switches in the "on" position. Nobodies controlling MY mind. Nobody.


1 TIMOTHY 2:11 -


TAGS: religion
Rating: 3/5

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Buzzramjet - February 12, 2012, 6:44 pm, #229443
Yeah, you tell your wife first, then get back to us...if you can still walk.


THE BIBLE, STAN LEE VERSION - EXODUS 14:10-16:10 'nuff said


TAGS: bible religion stan lee marvel spiderman
Rating: 2.31/5

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Smokey - June 4, 2009, 5:30 pm, #84141
The book of excelsior!
agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 7:29 pm, #80327
Let my pixels go!!!!


SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.




Indoctrination -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am, #31678
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am, #31664
Please mail your self already


LDS BAPTISMAL BASIN - Man, them Mormons know how to have fun!




FUNDAMENTALISTS - More fun to punk than retards or the elderly


TAGS: religion retards
Rating: 3.4/5

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Krissie - March 31, 2009, 11:02 am, #69255
good one!
Culos - March 4, 2009, 4:04 am, #63529
MAybe it's me, but the face in the background looks strangely familiar....could it be our geatestt artist????


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: atheists religion god
Rating: 3.29/5

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spacemarine981 - December 8, 2009, 7:05 pm, #143789
Lets be honest with ourselves. I am an atheist. But their are good atheists, bad atheists and same goes for Christians. are people honestly going to get all pissed over a poster that is humorous? who cares what someones religion is lol just rate it.
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 9:13 am, #120619
Mooooo..."WHY YOU CRYING!? You want a Happy Meal? Then get happy!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 5:09 am, #120588
What about George Lopez? He kills all the time.
Bah - September 22, 2009, 5:06 am, #120587
Favorite Atheists in History Presents: Joseph Stalin! The man who killed more people than anyone else in history!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:08 am, #109709
in*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:07 am, #109708
Atheists never started war? Um... gee what about the Communist revolutions is Russia and China?
spacedog - August 18, 2009, 8:55 pm, #109596
The guy in the painting is just pissed about his tiny ***k.
Lena - August 18, 2009, 8:52 pm, #109594
Atheists never started war unlike christians. OH the irony.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:13 pm, #96499
And e-shouting doesn't prove divinity.
LURCH - July 17, 2009, 9:12 pm, #96498
AMAZING HOW ATHEISTS HAVEN'T COME UP WITH A NEW CALENDAR SO THE YEAR OF OUR LORD IS NOT MENTIONED. DENIAL OF A THING DOESN'T NEGATE ITS EXISTENCE
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 3:54 am, #81960
Atheism wasn't around at 1 BC
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:09 am, #73552
Why 1 BCE?
Firefly - April 10, 2009, 7:50 pm, #72109
God was never pissed off because he's never existed.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 6:07 pm, #70207
That's when he was invented.
Guest - April 3, 2009, 2:25 pm, #70147
Wouldn't it be pissing God off since 4,000 BC???


CHRISTIANS - Not what Jesus wanted


TAGS: jesus christians religion
Rating: 2.56/5

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Christopher - May 24, 2009, 8:02 am, #81806
You've hit the nail on the head. 5 lions for life's irony.


GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




HIDE AND SEEK -




FAITH... - sometimes its just not enough


TAGS: religion
Rating: 4.53/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 4:54 am, #239355
White house. White car. White man. White out!
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 11:14 pm, #231813
Keep 'em coming.
smeesmay - March 21, 2012, 2:03 pm, #231783
Thanks for the votes...this is a 1st of many


IGNORANCE IS BLISS -


TAGS: religion fantasy
Rating: 4.53/5

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boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:46 pm, #216334
Probably the creepiest part of the whole book is the last sentence: 'I love Big Brother."


PHOTOSHOP -


TAGS: religion
Rating: 4.31/5

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autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:44 pm, #193464
You got that one right!
Jasmine1 - September 11, 2010, 9:36 pm, #193360
Luv it
jameswnash - September 11, 2010, 7:20 pm, #193337
perfecto
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 5:44 pm, #193330
Love it! 5L


THE KORAN - Because the Bible is only one ply!


TAGS: bible koran quran religion christianity christians islam
Rating: 2.79/5

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happyfart - June 14, 2010, 5:23 pm, #180335
epic win


MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MATRIX: - "Hello. Have you allowed Jesus to come into your life and become your personal Savior?"


TAGS: smith religion evangelical fundamentalists
Rating: 2.73/5

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awesomejeezus - October 26, 2009, 9:49 pm, #131046
RISE AND SHINE, MR.FREEMAN. RISE AND SHINE.


ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins


TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm, #198004

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am, #197950
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am, #197949
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am, #197947
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am, #197946
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am, #76982
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant ***k? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm, #76918
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm, #76917
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized a**holes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm, #64917
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist a**holes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm, #64902
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm, #64901
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm, #64900
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm, #64899
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm, #64889
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm, #64887
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am, #56893
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am, #56892
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am, #56870
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm, #48666
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. f*** islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am, #42952
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm, #31842
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.


ATHEISM - Believing that a magical god created everthing with no proof.. is lazy


TAGS: atheism religion
Rating: 1.63/5
The Night Flower - June 23, 2009, 2:40 pm, #89186
Ahahahaha.. WIN.
Rawr - March 19, 2009, 10:50 pm, #66699
technically you dont have to hardcore avoid the sins. Your not granted into heaven based on your acts. Just believe. :] [not to sound like the crazy Christian lady on the bus :/]
DotDotDot - January 17, 2009, 9:03 pm, #52637
Actually it's hard to be really religious. All those sins to avoid and rules to follow... not to mention the really really hardcore ones that spend countless hours trying to convert others. If anything agnosticism would probably be considered "lazy". Meh.
Guy - September 14, 2008, 9:45 pm, #21070
atheism: What the Hell? oh, wait.... what the... ah... nothing? I live just for myself? I am a selfish bastard? Yes, that sounds close...


A RELIGION -


TAGS: christian moslem jew buddhist religions
Rating: 4.91/5

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GaryO - March 5, 2015, 11:36 pm, #260241
it could be a word...or the name of the next Xman (no matter, 5 for what shines thru here)
Oldsod - March 5, 2015, 7:55 pm, #260235
Bloody hell...
Silverheart - March 5, 2015, 5:45 pm, #260234
I hate to be that guy... 'relgion'


GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION - And so enjoying the trip ...




MASS CRUCIFIXION -


TAGS: the caption is different to relay a different message religion christianity crucifixion atheism
Rating: 4/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 7:56 pm, #214257
LMFAO..great turn around at the end!
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 12:09 pm, #184815
AWESOME
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:30 pm, #174436
Those others were douches not to let him cross on theirs.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:51 pm, #174407
from crucifiction, it turns into walking the plank. nice job
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:26 pm, #174395
Way to think it through, Lincoln. I mean it's not like Jesus was carrying his cross to a stag or something.
pieman - May 2, 2010, 9:18 pm, #174394
Wrong. Oh so wrong. 5 see you in hell.


THE 10 BACON RECIPES - The *real* start of a new religion


TAGS: rnr bacon religion heston moses
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:22 pm, #184508
If it were in Hebrew then sales would be down, just sayin'.
RnRollie - July 13, 2010, 3:15 pm, #184507
@face: thanks @Eye: becuz it's hollywood :)
BrokenEye - July 13, 2010, 2:49 pm, #184503
Why are the Two Tablets not written in Hebrew?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:31 pm, #184474
Potentially full of amsomeness. I would have worked on the verbiage just a lil bit more before submitting this one. the title and concept are genius. 4L


BEGONE, HERETIC! - Speak, who sent you?! Judah? Buddah? Hitlah? Or that Martian alien Lady Gaga?!




THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome


TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headsh** humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

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zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm, #242215
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm, #242214
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am, #138983
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.


NO WIN ARGUMENT - HA ! i told you my god is better than your god! I win!


TAGS: religion
Rating: 2.55/5

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COMPLACENCY -


TAGS: food chain religion history marlin perkins
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 10:15 pm, #195247
(mit a little poo, I'm sure)
ICEMAN - September 23, 2010, 10:09 pm, #195246
I hear it tastes like chicken.


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: religion difference illusion truth
Rating: 4.63/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:07 am, #239357
Are you saying that my imaginary friend is not real?


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